Haiku from the Bus Ride This Morning *

In the left hand: cigs
And in the right: inhaler
what's wrong with humans?

* Note to haiku enthusiasts/purists: I acknowledge this isn't a traditional Haiku in the Japanese style, as it does not reference nature, nor does it have two seemingly different subjects in the first two lines with a connecting line in the third. But what the hell. It's what I felt. Get off my back you mother fuckers.